
Tuesday, September 23
DO YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT?

Friday, September 19
ADIK KAY PIOLO

Ilang lingo ba naman hindi humilom ang sakit sa aking high powers na hita at aking ‘ RAP-GUYS’ booty...Imposibleng di magigising sila Barraiya, Birrahgnooloo at Eingana sa tili ni Catrina....Kung halos punitin na ni Mona ang mga botones sa v-neck na suot nya...
We sort of went into a trance. Nag ‘Operation-Piolo-Look-Out’po kami. We said that if he’s gone to Katherine or even Jabiru, we’re gonna go driving there just to have a glimpse of Papa P. (nagiging parang bakla na po ako-nakakahawa si Cat!)
Pero ilang lingo na po ang nakakalipas, wala pa po kaming nakita o narinig, ni anino ni Piolo...parang natulog yata ulit ang mga Aboriginal gods and goddesses....Maawa naman po kayo’t ipaalam na kay Catrina kung nasaang lupalop ng Darwin nag tatago si Piolo!
Si Catrina po ay na loloka na sa kakahanap. Kita nyo naman kung gano na ka bored ang itsura nya sa kaka antay na makita ni Piolo ang beauty nya. Mukha yatang nag a-araw araw sa mall hoping na (take note)makita ni Piolo and beauty nya...Hindi para makita nya si Piolo. Instead, she found another cake shop na yummy daw! It is so depressing!!!
May chocolate shop pa doon called 'PURE INDULGENCE" kung saan hand made halos lahat ng mga chocolates...
Ang Northern Territory po ay napakalaking lugar, pero nong sinabi nilang paparito si Papa P sa Darwin,ang akala po talaga namin...dito sa Darwin...E kung 3 hours drive to a grocery Shop yong pinag sho-shootingan nila, e, hindi po sa Darwin yon! Nasa land of Borroloola-ala na yon.
Baka akala ng mga tao yong Darwin nasa itaas ng Ayers Rock, o di kaya nasa kalagitnaan ng Jabiru, Alice Springs, Katherine, o di kaya ng Kakadu...
Bakit naman kasi sinabi ni Papa P na dito sila sa Darwin mag sho-shooting? Eh kung sa land of the walalalalala naman pala ang shooting, hindi po Darwin yon. Ang laki ng deperensya. Di pa po natin alam kung anong mga sceneries ang lalabas sa movie nila ni Angel.
Sana naman po ay wag nilang sabihin na Darwin yong mga nakakalokang desyerto sa kalagitnaan ng NT.
Darwin looks like this:


Ang Darwin po ay nasa pinaka tok-tok ng Australia, right on the edge of the Timor Sea. Capital city sya ng buong Northern Territory.
Sa buong Australia po, ang Darwin ang pinaka less populated na capital city, kaya naman po hindi biro kapagka sinasabi nilang pupunta sila Piolo and Angel dito dahil honestly, bihira ho talaga kaming maabot ng kung ano mang kagalakan na palaging tinatamo ng mga malalaking ciudad ng Australia.
Kung sila Piolo, Sam, Gary V at kung sino sino pang mga artista ay palaging dinadawi ang Melbourne, Brisbane, etc., eh, dito po sa Darwin ang tanging naka dalaw sa amin dito ay sila Rico Puno, Pelita Corales, Raymond Lauchenco at ang Reycard Duet.
Yong si Raymond Lauchenco nga nandito, si Catrina halos himatay-himatayin na sa kakakuha ng picture... Imaginin nyo na lang po kung si Piolo pa!
Ganyan ho kami kauhaw ng mga Filipino celebrities dito.
Kaya ho, utang na loob, kapag sinabing pupunta siPiolo sa Darwin, wag nyo namang bigyan ng Sakit sa Puso si Catrina...Baka ma Cowdy Ward na po yong kaibigan namin sa kakaikot ng Darwin sa kakahanap kay PAPA P,

Kung ganito po yong mga views sa movie nila...Nasa Darwin po ako, hindi ho ganito ang
itsura ng Darwin. Baka lalong matakot pumunta yong kapatid ko dito. Wag naman.

Glossary:
Barraiya -Barraiya is a god in Australian aboriginal mythology who created the first vagina with a spear so that Eingana could give birth.
Eingana-In Australian aboriginal mythology, Eingana is a creator goddess and the mother of all water, animals, and humans. She is a snake goddess of death who lives in the Dream time. She has no vagina; she simply grew in size and, unable to give birth to the life inside her, had the god Barraiya open a hole with a spear near her anus, so that labor could commence. Eingana holds a sinew that is attached to every living thing; if she lets go of one, the attached creature dies.
Birrahgnooloo -In Australian aboriginal mythology (specifically: Kamilaroi), Birrahgnooloo is a goddess of fertility who would send floods if properly asked. She is married to Baiame, with whom she is the mother of Daramulum.
Piolo- Tralala god. The women behind the tralala worship and fantasize this perfect image of a MAN.
Infos about Aboriginal gods and godesses taken from this site: http://lowchensaustralia.com/names/aborgods.htm
Monday, September 15
DARWIN SKY CITY BASHING

The woman's face is black and blue...several broken teeth...broken nose...
I certainly do not want to see anyone else harmed by a 'Privacy-Laws-Protected-Violent-Moron' who probably got violent after loosing money in gambling.

For more information about this story, click on this link: http://www.casinobashing.com/
If the photo of the man in question looks familiar, ring crime stoppers on 1800 333 000
Sunday, September 14
MY NEW BEST FRIEND-WORK, PERSONAL, STUDIES AND BLOGGING BEST FRIEND!!!

Friday, September 5
TRIBUNG TRALA-LA CONQUERS DARWIN BARRIO FIESTA
We only started skewing up the chicken wings three days prior to the event. We bought nine boxes of frozen chicken wings from the meat shop, each box weighing 16 kilos. Clara, Mary and myself had to carry these boxes. Imagine the hard work! Buti na lang andyan and brand new Hyundai Tucson ni Clara na talaga namang na binyagan namin ng totoong dugo ng manok!!!
What ever happens in Dorrigo stays in Dorrigo. A secret recipe will never be revealed... The skewing must go on.
When I got there, every thing's set. Eda's cooked her yummy Butse and Puto. She spent Saturday morning doing that. Ate Luz spent that morning cooking rice. Allan and Mona prepared their secret sauce. Cat organized the bain-marie's delivery. Ate Lydia and Ate Sussan helped with the table set-up. In other words, everyone's put sheer effort to make it happen.
Waiting....waiting....waiting....then run away!
But even when they've left, they still kept on coming back to check whether we have more cooked
Ire-design daw ni Allan to for next year and dadagdagan ng another three??? Ang daming dapat nating i improve ano? Ano pa nga ba yon Ed? Get rid of the liabilities? Mga hindi assets? Heheheh. Jok! Jok!
One of the three custom-made grills ni Allan.
My feet were aching like crazy. We all ate in a rush, just enough to refuel our bodies. When it was not as busy anymore, syempre picture picture na naman. Di mawawala yan. Nakakapagod po talaga, but in the end, we all agreed it was all worth it.
Start skewing for next year.... Para mas maraming...
...Oh, here's the prettiest girl of them all...