David bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' David replied, 'Well, then,just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
David said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? David said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' David said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with David and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' David said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' David said, 'Just the guy who won, so I gave him his two dollars back.'
David now works for the government!
Only smart people works for the Government!